THE DICTIONARY
Saudi Arabia
March 6, 2009
- CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper
with fire at one end
and a fool at the other! - MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor degree
and a woman gains her master - LECTURE:
An art of transmitting Information
from the notes of the lecturer
to the notes of students
without passing through the minds
of either - COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
a cake in such a way that
everybody believes
he got the biggest piece - TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-power! - DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce comes
before marriage - YAWN:
The only time
when some married men
ever get to open
their mouth - EXPERIENCE:
The name
men give
to their
Mistakes - OPTIMIST:
A person
who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER
says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!" - PESSIMIST:
A person
who says that
O is the last letter
in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter
in OPPORTUNITY - FATHER:
A banker
provided by
nature - CRIMINAL:
A guy
no different
from the other,
unless he gets caught - BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early - DOCTOR:
A person
who kills
your ills
by pills,
and kills you
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