Stupid question - smart answer

A kinda old game that we already played here long ago :)

I’d like to revive it now.

One asks something stupid, next answers and posts his/her own question.

Example: Why the Earth is round?

            – Because she is a sister of other planets in Solar system :)

Let’s start.

P.S. Don’t be afraid to ask something stupid, it’s just for fun :)

That day is special and so that is holy :)

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Why are swans so modest but seagulls so insolent? ( I fed them today at seaside)

Royal origin of swans obliges them to be modest, while seagulls are just the commonest birds.

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Bill was lying on the sofa turning over the pages of his book. Suddenly, thieves crept into the room through the window. They stole all the jewelry and escaped. Then the police came but Bill couldn’t explain them anything. Why did Bill tell the police nothing about what had happened? He was neither deaf nor dumb nor blind.

His book was such a fascinating so that he didn’t hear anything around.

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Who can tell me why I’ve been seeing predators in my dream for three nights long already? There are only feline family wild predators: tigers, cheetah, lynx, cougar…

Spring is coming nearer and nearer, and sun will be soon shining wild on snow…  

Tiger Tiger burning bright :)

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Why lady’s finger is a vegetable? :)

Okra! :) thanks, Saladeen! I didn’t know it before, so I’ve googled ;) We have no here such plants, but we have a sort of grape which is called Lady’s fingers :)

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If two’s company and three a crowd, what are four and five?

Nine planets swiming and floating in the orbit

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Do fish get thirsty?

Curly hairs are snares and snares are hardly visible ;)

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why can’t we tickle ourselves? 

:D I tell you a secret, Saladeen: I can ;))

Because people are afraid of it. And can’t hurt themselves, they have a fear to be laughing out loudly till their bellies aching.

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Why is a Birthday only once a year? 

Because we weren’t born in the leap year 

Why most people say that love is blind?