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March 29, 2008

When a plane from London arrived at Sydeny airport,workers began to unload a number of boxes which contained clothing.No one could account for the fact that one of the boxes was extremely heavy.It suddenly occurred to one of the workers to open up the box.He was astonished at what he found.A man was lying in the box on top of a pile of woollen goods.He was so surprised at being discoved that he didn’t even try to run away.After he was arrested,the man admitted hiding in the box before the plane left London.He had a long and uncomfortable trip ,for he had been confined to the wooden box for over eighteen hours.The man was ordered to pay £3,500 for the cost of the trip. The normal price of a ticket is £2,000!

March 23, 2008

 The whole village soon learnt that a large sum of money had been lost.Sam Benton,the local butcher had lost his wallet while taking his savings to the post office.Sam was sure that the wallet must have been found by one of the villagers,but it was not returned to him.Three months passed,and then one morning Sam found his wallet outside his front door.It had been wrapped up in mewspaper and it contained half of the money he had lost,together with a note which said:A theif,yes,but only 50% a theif!Two months later,some more money was sent to Sam with another note:Only 25% a theif nowIn time,all Sam's money was paid back in this way.The last note said :I am 100% honest now.

March 22, 2008

Mrs.Anne Sterling did not think of the risk she was taking when she ran through the forest after two men.They had rushed up to her while she was having a picnic at the edge of a forest with her children and tried to steal her handbag.In the struggl,the strap broke and ,with the bag in their possession,both men started running through the trees.Mrs.Anne Sterling got so angry that she ran after them.She was soon out of breath,but she continued to run. When she caught up them,she saw that they had sat down and were going through the contents of the bag,so she ran straight at them.The men got such a fright that they dropped the bag and ran away.‘The strap needs mending’,she said later‘but they didn't seal anything.’