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<!-==text==begin==-> Kindly please how weusually express in english going to the bahtroomto get red of waste we have and noturnating.Thanks

<!-==text==begin==-> Polite way (if there isone):I have to take a number 2.
I have to godoo-doo.

Impolite way (common):

I have to takea crap.
I have to take a shit.
I have totake a turd.

Impolite ways (uncommon):
I haveto pinch a loaf.
I have to paint thebowl.
I have to give birth.
I have to drop asmurftail.

I invite readers to add more.

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